There are many different types of short, funny jokes that can be told in just one line. One-liners might not seem like it at first but these little phrases pack a punch when you get into them and start laughing.
Cow One Liners
Would you know where to find a cow that’s having a bad day? In McDonald’s.
How do you describe cows that are sick? Hay Fever
Can you tell me what the cow told the butcher? I don’t want to have a beef with you, so please stop.
Why do cows not have money? Farmers milk them dry
What kind of music do cows listen to at parties? Moo-sic
What goes “oom, oom”? A cow walking backward.
What made the cow kick Roy Rogers? Apparently, he punched cows
Which cow comedian is the most famous? Laugh-A-Bull.
Whose favorite newspaper is that of a cow? The Daily Moos.
How would you make a milkshake in an unusual way? Pogo sticks are great for cold cows.
What’s the best place for steers to dance? The Meat Ball
What is the purpose of cows wearing bells around their necks? They don’t have working horns.
What provides milk and has one horn? A dairy lorry.
In an earthquake, what do you call a cow? A Milkshake
What do you call a cow that has just given birth? Decaffeinated.
What’s the name of two ducks and a cow? Quackers and milk
When a cow stops shaving, what happens? It grows a mustache.
How do you deal with a forgetful cow? Milk of Amnesia.
What is the purpose of cows having bells? Their horns don’t work
A group of cows with a sense of humor is called what? It is a laughing stock.
A pampered cow gives you what? Spoiled milk.
When cows have a sense of humor, what do you call them? Laughing stock
Where did the farmer find his lost cow? He tractor down
All the money the cow spent, where did it go? At the cow-sino
When a cow has two legs, what do you call it? Lean Beef
Whose favorite sci-fi show is a cow’s? Dr Moo!
What made the cow jump over the moon? She wanted to get to the milky way!
What do you call a cow wearing armor? Sir Loin.
What do you call a cow that won’t give milk? An udder failure or a milk dud
Isn’t that cow jumping a barbwire fence that you heard about? It was an udder disaster
What would you call a cow with no legs? The same as before.
Why don’t cows have money? Because the farmers keep draining them dry.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef
What is the most important use for a cowhide? Holding the cow together
Do you have a heart for animals? Have an exotic pet that needs caring and love! Cows are one of the most adorable creatures in this world. They’re also great listeners, which makes them perfect family companions.